I have an ongoing joke about fashion-fag-yoga with my friend Torrey (he is one of many fags amidst a sea of shoulder-length blow-outs and expensive knee-high boots in the advertising department of...let's just say a major retailer).
Torrey is obsessed with yoga...because Christy Turlington is obsessed with yoga. One monday morning, he was all: "I just read the greatest book over the weekend."
Being who and what I am (read: smartass), I only had one response:
"Please don't tell me it was that Christy Turlington yoga book."
Torrey's reply: "Omigod! How did you know!"