Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Golden Shower

From the Mixed-Up Files of E-mails Past: Notes on the Golden Globes, January 2004:

Everyone won that should have won, nobody was too drunk and the Michael Douglas extended disco remix lifetime achievement hoo-ha was unbearable. "Here Michael plays ANOTHER scumbag with poontang on his mind - look at the versatility he displays as he goes down on Sharon Stone."

...and I'm only exaggerating the voice-over-film-clip a little bit. Danny DeVito kept calling him a gynecologist. Poor, older-than-she-says Catherine Z-J. Her ass was about to die with an extremely fake slapped-on smile that seemed to say: "Grandad, you owe me mo' bigga jewels for enduring this horseshit on live television."

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