Thursday, February 03, 2005

The Upper Chelsea Food Court

Also known as the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, The Upper Chelsea Food Court has much to offer its varied and harried customer base in the way of grilled chicken, martinis, gossip, steamed spinach, poppers, lube and no-carb entrees that will bind you up for weeks.

On any given evening, a diner can choose from the following fabulous eateries:

FagBar
The Fagroy
Fagging Horse
Fagmo
Fageteria
Le Singe Fag
Cuba Fagé
Fagttino
The Fagmire Diner
Fag Fagiovanni's
Fag Park
East of Fags
MaryAnn's Mexican Faggery
Faggy's
Interfaggo
Bright Fag Shop
The Fag
Fagssss
Faga's
Rue de Fags
La Belle Fag
Faggot Corner

For Diners on the Go:

Faggot Burger
Faggoty Kitchen
Fag & B
Krispy Fag (or, Faggy Kreme)
Fagway - Eat Fresh
Fagbucks
Domifag's
Faggot BBQ

Recently Closed: Fagteenth and Fag
Recently Added: Diner Faggot-Four

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