Friday, March 04, 2005

An Over-the-Counter Cure for One-Night Stands

Yet another ditty from the painful class I took last Sunday...it's a parody of a drug commercial.

Granted, it's a bit of a mash-up:

Tired of waking up next to strangers, feeling shameful, dirty and a little less than sexy?

Try new One-Night-Away™ - the cure for one-night stands.

With just a single dose of One-Night-Away™ before you head out for a night on the town, you are guaranteed to feel no remorse, shame or regret the morning after a night of delectable, anonymous debauchery. You'll wake up feeling great about yourself - ready to tackle a new day - and, maybe, even tackle a new stranger.

One-Night-Away™ has not been shown to prevent sexually transmitted diseases. Side effects include: dizziness, nausea, sultriness and general satisfaction.

So, go ahead and enjoy yourself.

One-Night-Away™ let's you forget what you did before you've even done it.

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