Yet another ditty from the painful class I took last Sunday...it's a parody of a drug commercial.
Granted, it's a bit of a mash-up:
Tired of waking up next to strangers, feeling shameful, dirty and a little less than sexy?
Try new One-Night-Away™ - the cure for one-night stands.
With just a single dose of One-Night-Away™ before you head out for a night on the town, you are guaranteed to feel no remorse, shame or regret the morning after a night of delectable, anonymous debauchery. You'll wake up feeling great about yourself - ready to tackle a new day - and, maybe, even tackle a new stranger.
One-Night-Away™ has not been shown to prevent sexually transmitted diseases. Side effects include: dizziness, nausea, sultriness and general satisfaction.
So, go ahead and enjoy yourself.
One-Night-Away™ let's you forget what you did before you've even done it.