Monday, May 07, 2007
Fonda Lo-Blows (Or, Ringside Seats, Please)
I have some funny stories from the weekend...I'm too beat to beat them into shape...so this lameass ditty will have to suffice for now:
As the online gossip world spirals into yet another frenzy over Lindsay Lohan (She does cocaine? No shit!), my mind drifted to sunnier days...when Jane Fonda read Lo-Blow to filth for being a fucktard on the set of Georgia Rule.
I'd pay crazyass cash money for ringside seats for that particular Celebrity Deathmatch. (Anaconda Fonda vs. Lindsay Lo-Blo). It'd be a waste in some ways...since there's already a clear winner.
At nearly 70, I'm sure Fonda could wipe any floor with Lohan's freckly, bony, coke-addled ass.