Friday, June 29, 2007
I Just Don't Know What to Do With Dionne (Or, I Said a Little Prayer)
I was just on a website that - boldly - declared:
"Dionne Warwick just rolled over in her grave."
I immediately wailed at the screen: "Don't make me over! Bitch ain't dead!"
And then proceeded to fact check like a lunatic on the web.
And...Lindsay Lohan and behold...Ms. Warwick is indeed still with us.
So, I said a little prayer on the way to San Jose. I sent a message to Michael although I don't know anyone named Michael. I tried to walk on by. I fucked around a little like Alfie. I swore I'd never fall in love again keepin my head above water - because that's what friends are for.
Then I thanked G-d, Baby Jebus, the Dali Parton, and everyone else who counts - for keeping Dionne's lovely singing voice, questionable business acumen, and gargantuan nostrils with us for yet another year.