Friday, June 29, 2007

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes (Or, One More NC-17)

One more NC-17-ism...this is it...I promise.

I have been smoking - on and off - for too long. Far too long. I was a social smoker for a while, which meant I only smoked when I drank.

Or in dire emergencies.

Or on Tuesdays.

Back in the days when you could still smoke in bars, I was once berated for smoking by a stranger:

STRANGER: Smoking's a dirty habit.

ME: (exhaling all over the guy) It's not a habit. It's a hobby.

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