Monday, July 02, 2007

Doone It and Doone It and Doone It Well (Or, Who's That Cookie?)


You know you're in deep shit when you hear an exclamation like this come from a table full of gay men:

"Poor Judy Garland!"

Or is that typical shit you're in?

My friend Max did exclaim such a thing at a bar once. After a rigorous, five-minute-long analysis of Garland's drug use, our drunken ramblings turned to the topic of her children. I won't rehash the (again, typical) shit said about Liza Minnelli, but this next statement is worth repeating:

"And that other poor daugher of hers. What was her name? Oh yeah, Lorna Doone. God, what a sad life she had."

We were well into reviewing the many splendors of Grease 2 before we realized...

"Wait, Lorna Doone? That's not her name. It's Lorna Luft."

"God, Judy Garland was so hopped up on pills, she gave birth to a fucking cookie."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

men. naked. please.

non anon said...

Hey T, these faggots gettin all hard and shizz from a stick drawing. I don't know what it say about them, but line doodles get some people really off. You should consider showing full frontals and jpegs of porn stars to keep your readers happy. Poor Anon has no appreciation for art and comedic sensibilties...only for nudies with throbbing stick dicks.

Ti-erd

yamamma said...

lorna all good and shit, but she is no peek freen

Dan B (no, not Bennett, think harder) said...

Speaking of Judy Garland, there is an exciting new group on Yahoo called The Judy Garland Experience that everybody should check out. The group features lively discussions, rare photo's, and the most amazing music files anywhere! This week they are featuring both of Judy's appearances from the Merv Griffin Show circa 1968. Hear her singing and talking with Margaret Hamilton, Rex Reed, The Ohio Express, Totie Fields, Marty Brill, Van Johnson, and Arthur Treacher, and others.
Judy is pure magic on these shows. The group also has audio files of her first concert at The Palladium in 1951, as well as both her songs from Valley Of The Dolls, taped phone conversations, interviews, radio spots, and more! The group membership includes Garland family members, authors, people who have made movies about Judy, other celebrities, and fans of all levels.
Truly, the most eclectic membership of any of the Garland groups or clubs. The only thing missing is you! Please stop by our little Judyville, once you visit you may never want to leave!
http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/thejudygarlandexperience/

Dan B (no, not Bennett, think harder) said...

Speaking of Judy Garland, there is an exciting new group on Yahoo called The Judy Garland Experience that everybody should check out. The group features lively discussions, rare photo's, and the most amazing music files anywhere! This week they are featuring both of Judy's appearances from the Merv Griffin Show circa 1968. Hear her singing and talking with Margaret Hamilton, Rex Reed, The Ohio Express, Totie Fields, Marty Brill, Van Johnson, and Arthur Treacher, and others.
Judy is pure magic on these shows. The group also has audio files of her first concert at The Palladium in 1951, as well as both her songs from Valley Of The Dolls, taped phone conversations, interviews, radio spots, and more! The group membership includes Garland family members, authors, people who have made movies about Judy, other celebrities, and fans of all levels.
Truly, the most eclectic membership of any of the Garland groups or clubs. The only thing missing is you! Please stop by our little Judyville, once you visit you may never want to leave!
http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/thejudygarlandexperience/