Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Gym Class (Or, Salon Defectives)
Forgive me for making a gross understatement:
My gym is a junkshow.
I've tried and tried and tried to leave it - but I'm just plain lazy.
Every once in a while though, the gym throws me some major comedy.
And, today, I got a two-for-one deal.
Part one of the deal...see the photograph above - taken this morning.
Apparently, someone needed an aprés-cardio cocktail...in the shower.
Part two of the deal...a man entered the gym's steamroom with a head lathered in some sort of leave-in color conditioner...like he was in the comfort of a hair salon or at home, privately basked in a $10 fry-dye-and-cry Garnier treatment.
Upon seeing this man, my friend Joe exclaimed:
"Check it out. It's the leave-in...you can believe in!"
I hope, for his sake, Mr. Leave-In was the one who drank the airline mini-shooter in the shower.