A few days ago the phrase "assless leather chaps" came up in conversation with my mother.
Hey, these things happen.
I can't remember exactly how the phrase was introduced, but my mother, ever the meek blushing flower, said:
"Lots of people wear them now. Not just the leather guys. Bike riders wear them...lots of people. I was in the doctor's office the other day, and a young woman came in wearing them."
I had to pause.
"Um, a woman came in wearing assless leather chaps?"
"Yes. Well, she did have jeans on underneath."
"Was she carrying a motorcycle helmet?"
"For a second there, you had me picturing groups of young women on ten-speeds biking to their doctor's office with their bare asses hanging out."
"You never know, Trev. Maybe they were airing out the rug for a gyno exam."