Pardon the dustiness of this thing called Buffalo Void...I've been meaning to write, but the last two weeks have been, well, more than I can say and my sense of humor has been hurting to say the very, very least.
I was going to write about one of the following but never got around to it:
-My cameo appearance as "Male Juror #8" in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
-Yes, Virginia, there still is a hell of a lot of crime in New York.
-Yes, Virginia, being a juror on a criminal trial sucks ass.
-Yes, Virginia, if you take a month off from the gym you really really really never want to go back.
-Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. I see him every time I look in the mirror.
Now, who exactly this "Virginia" is, I have no idea. Given how much time I've spent thinking about addressing entries to her, I should know who the little bitch is. She may have replaced one of my fictional staff members (Naomi, Darcelle, LaDawna) when I wasn't looking...I'm not sure.
Regardless, here's to a return to bidness as usual.