Yesterday's post triggered a memory of an old story...from way back when I worked in a proper office and had proper (read: non-fictional) co-workers.
I worked with a woman who - for lack of a better description - loved fags. All her friends were gay and she was happy as happy could be about it.
This woman also had a phenomenally huge pair of breasts.
I'll get to that in a second...
Now, one day, I was innocently crawling under my desk - looking for a stray Pantone chip or some such thing. My female coworker had come by to say hello to me...and all she saw was my big man-booty hoisted way way way up in the air.
Instead of saying a proper hello...the woman in question, while smacking my raised backside, said:
"Where are you doing with that fiiiine ass...you dirty faggot."
I could only reply - ever so demurely...
"Yo jugs - what's shakin? Besides them triple-Ds?"