Monday, October 22, 2007

Grand, Rapid (Or, Keep It Together)

I was once on a road trip with my friend Rob and Madonna's "Keep It Together" slunk and funked its way out of the car's CD player.

As we fagged out to the Sly and the Family Stone flavored ditty, letting its overly earnest sentiments of familial importance wash over us, there was this fast exchange:

ROB: "God...Madonna is so..."

ME: "From Michigan?"*

*I said that without a hint of bitchery, since I'm a midwesterner myself.


hello, my name is danny. said...

i'm assuming you're not a very witty person T$! hahaha! just kidding.

i made all kinds of typo's trying to write this simple little message because i was laughing so much.

m00nchild said...

Madonna left my bitch ass waiting at Coachella and done showed up 5 hours later, got booed 3 times, and then only performed for 15 minutes.

We hated her the rest of the night.

And forgave her by morning.