I was once on a road trip with my friend Rob and Madonna's "Keep It Together" slunk and funked its way out of the car's CD player.
As we fagged out to the Sly and the Family Stone flavored ditty, letting its overly earnest sentiments of familial importance wash over us, there was this fast exchange:
ROB: "God...Madonna is so..."
ME: "From Michigan?"*
*I said that without a hint of bitchery, since I'm a midwesterner myself.