Adding to the pile of words I love...here's one sort-of-charmingly-sexist, outdated term that tickles me pink.
Now, that's not "toooooots" as in: "I ate a lot of eggplant, broccoli, and garlic for dinner and now I have a bad case of the toots" or "Charlie Parker really toots on that horn".
It's toots (pronounced "tutz") as in short for tootsie.
It's one of those terms of endearment I like to lob at people (of course, men too) from time to time like:
"Hey toots, can you get me a coffee?"
"Pipe down, toots. I'm trying to watch Wifeswap."
"Wow, toots. Your tits look real nice in that top."
So, go ahead. Try using it in a sentence....or, better yet, sling it around at work like a drunken sailor on shore leave and get yourself fired for sexual harrassment.