I have many favorite words...but there are two that I love more than anything.
I love them so much, I stole them.
The first is shitbox. It's a lovely compound word that I lifted from a certain Christopher Guest film. It has so many uses...and it really comes in handy...as in people, places and things:
"This restaurant is a complete shitbox."
"This shirt makes me look like a shitbox."
"Kathi is a total shitbox. She just lost custody of her kids."
Now, before I get ahead of myself and turn this entry into a shitty shitbox, my other favorite word is junkshow. I stole it from my friend Patty - who wields the word impressively and deserves due credit.
Junkshow is a lot like shitbox...but is somehow more descriptive:
"This store's OK...but who are they trying to fool with that sale rack? It's a junkshow."
"This bar is a junkshow."
"Kathi's weave is a junkshow. What did she pay - ten bucks for that hair?"
So, go ahead and use them at your discretion...impress your friends at parties with your saucy, salty wit and make your frenemies cry and beg for mercy.