I'm long on ambition and short on time today, so in lieu of something really really real - here's something really really easy breezy: a list of recent Google searches that lead people to this site (yes, yes, y'all - privacy is gone daddy gone).
I'm proud of a few turns of phrase...and kind of ashamed of some.
I'll let you decide which is which:
Penis in Fur
The F-Word Cartoon
Celluloid Film Strip
Thank You Darlin
Pound Me From Behind
*I have to qualify that last one. In the context of the entry I wrote...it's really not what it sounds like here. It was from an entry called "Giving Mildred Pierce Realness".