I'm light on story right now, but while I wait for my mojo to return, here's something from my e-mail inbox.
I wish I could take credit for its brilliant absurdity, but, alas, it was written by one Miss Daphne Browne.
Here's what Daphne had to say to me in her exquisite email entitled "shoal vigilant gentility":
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leukemia exclaim batwing inaudible conquest morrissey wet pickaxe
I don't know what a "wet morrissey lumberman" is - but I sure do like the sound of it.