As my neighborhood is now overrun with heterosexual women who have been abusing fertility treatments (seriously, how many perimenopausal women are squeezing out twins?), I often miss the various on-street tragedies of the American gayborhood.
I did overhear this today on the street...which made me think that camp is back on the rise:
"You know that's all well and good for a thirteen-year-old girl, but for Christ's Sake. He's fifty. We need to stage an intervention."
If only I had intercepted this snippet sooner.