Thursday, March 20, 2008

Still the One (Or, The Old Neighborhood)

As my neighborhood is now overrun with heterosexual women who have been abusing fertility treatments (seriously, how many perimenopausal women are squeezing out twins?), I often miss the various on-street tragedies of the American gayborhood.

I did overhear this today on the street...which made me think that camp is back on the rise:

"You know that's all well and good for a thirteen-year-old girl, but for Christ's Sake. He's fifty. We need to stage an intervention."

If only I had intercepted this snippet sooner.

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