Being a middle-aged homosexual, I tell a lot of stories about my mother.
Guess that goes without saying.
After said stories, I am often asked the question:
"Were you raised by a drag queen?"
You see...my own ribaldry pales in comparison to my mother's.
Since it's mother's day...here's a collection of Linda Marie's Greatest Hits:
Longtime Reader, Longtime Wiper (Or, Mother Knows Breast)
What Else Do You Need (Or, I Am a Product)
Mama's Gettin' Hot
Linda Marie on the M-I-C
Punchline (Or, A Note From a Guest Editor)
Blame It On the Feign (Or, Technical Difficulties)
Someone's Not in the Kitchen With Dinah (Or, Le Menu)
Chapschtick (Or, These Things Happen)
Miracle of Science (Or, Two-Part Harmony)
Hello To All That Again (Or, A Quitting Holiday)