Despite Berlin's current "up-and-coming" status as a global style center, German culture's greatest contributions to fashion are as old as old can be.
I'm talking about the finest in traditional scheißse: Lederhosen and the Dirndl.
Dirndl (much like my perennial favorite pocketbook) is a word that puts a kick in my step...and it just does so much for titties. It separates...it molds...it pushes up and out and ready to catch spilt beer and wurst droppings.
Now...as for lederhosen...don't get me started. They intrigue me and give me the giggles simultaneously. If anyone's interested in buying them for me, I will model the pair below and post lurid pictures of me making love to a tray of currywurst in them.
In related news, Germany finally stepped up and paid honor to the gay men and women killed in the Holocaust. Read the full article here.