Overheard on the street over the weekend - after a big rainstorm...
WOMAN ON BICYCLE: Frankieeeee...I said slow the fuck down. You drove through dat mothafuckin' puddle and you splashed water all up on top of me. Look at my fuckin sneakas...they is ruined.
FRANKIEEEEEE: Shut the fuck up.
WOMAN ON BICYCLE: You know you ain't gettin' none now...splashin water all up on top of me an shit.
The next day, this incident came back to me...as I splashed water all up on top of me in the shower.
I kept quiet though.
I didn't want to upset Frankieeeee again.