Tuesday, July 08, 2008

All Up On Top Of Me (Or, Ankle Water)

Overheard on the street over the weekend - after a big rainstorm...

WOMAN ON BICYCLE: Frankieeeee...I said slow the fuck down. You drove through dat mothafuckin' puddle and you splashed water all up on top of me. Look at my fuckin sneakas...they is ruined.

FRANKIEEEEEE: Shut the fuck up.

WOMAN ON BICYCLE: You know you ain't gettin' none now...splashin water all up on top of me an shit.

The next day, this incident came back to me...as I splashed water all up on top of me in the shower.

I kept quiet though.

I didn't want to upset Frankieeeee again.

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