Mirror (Wo)Man (Or, Overheard on the Street)

(POSSIBLY) BITCHY WOMAN: I can't BELIEVE she called me a bitch. Fuck her and those lousy outfits of hers. I AM NOT A BITCH. How many times to I have to tell her that. She always makes me yell at her. God, she's a cunt. I can't believe she called ME a bitch when everyone hates her. Everyone does hate her...don't they?

(POSSIBLY) BITCHY WOMAN'S FRIEND: [shrugs silently]