I turn 37 in a few hours.
I wouldn't admit this, but my blogger profile will crank 36 all up into 37 at midnight, so I might as well fess up.
I've taken to mentally just think "I'm 40". Pretty soon, I'm going to adopt my paternal grandmother's tactic of adding 10 years to my age in order to get showered with rapturous compliments like: "You look great for (your actual age +10)!".
Now that she's 94, she's had to scale back on that particular mode of spin.
Also of note, I'm leaving for Japan in the morning - thereby pitching my actual birthday into the International Dateline vortex. I've been trying to avoid my birthday for years now...and I finally figured out the best method:
Just don't let the fucker exist.
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
One Mo, Mo (Or, 37)
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I'll be crashing through that gate in a few days, myself.
Resistance is futile. Have a great birthday.
Besides, you have nothing to whinny about...you're a hunka!
Happy anniversary of the day of your birth!
Kevinshirleyjones you aint nothing but a blog slut, throwing your lust left and right across the border.
Anyway, I hope you had a nice prebirthday at least T. Let me know how 37 be treatin you. And say HERRO to the japs
If I look half as good as you at 37, I'll be a happy man.
Have a good one, boyo.
*birthday spank*
LOL! No, JOE, my dear, a blog slut is wanton and reckless with her lust...mine is very specific and discriminating.
oh no. I'm late...but happy 37th!
a very happy, belated, non-existent birthday to you!
x Tim.
I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don't know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.
Ruth
http://www.infrared-sauna-spot.info
I LOVE Japan.
An age tip for you. Whenever anyone asks, just give a different answer every time. This leaves everyone totally baffled and complete unsure of your actual age. It's working for me...
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