I overheard these two ditties last week on the street...I'm still hoping that I somehow misheard these.
ELDERLY MAN (to TWO ELDERLY WOMEN): For Christ's Sake, will you stop arguing about those goddamn panties already.
CONTRACTOR ON 8TH AVENUE (to A HOARD OF OTHER CONTRACTORS): Yeah...my son's gonna move to this neighborhood and when he does...man! These dudes are going to be all over him. It's going to be nuts I tell you. I'm so happy for him.
Thanks for the Father's Day gift...now go get laid.
Monday, February 09, 2009
Well, since I'm short on words and still stuck in a visual headspace that doesn't lend itself to blogging...here are some photos I took a couple of weeks ago at the Chinese New Year's Day Parade in Chinatown. I did bang my way through some excellent pork dumplings and ribs at Baby Buddha (which is thankfully still standing strong in the far West Village) with my girl Courtney D'Amico-DeMarko.*