[I overheard this a few weeks ago dropping my laundry off at the Laundromat...at 9:00 AM]
FRAZZLED WOMAN: Yeah, that's right: I'm completely bipolar. I'm also an alcoholic. That means if I don't get a drink in the next ten minutes, I'm going to tell you how I really feel about you.
[A minute later...after the man she was speaking to laughed at her admission]
FRAZZLED WOMAN: I'm fucking serious. I'm happy now...but you better can it with that laughing.
As tempting as all that was, I didn't stick around for Mount Frazzled with the Laundry to erupt.