Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Overheard Overher (Or, Tits Up)

Overheard on the subway last week...

BIG DUDE: No way, man. She can't be a lesbian - she's got such nice titties.

Guess he never saw Bound.

Overheard at a bar last week...

BARTENDER (TO SOMEONE ORDERING A COCKTAIL): Malibu and Diet Coke? Are you serious? What does this look like...a titty bar in Jersey?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Synergize Me (Or, Repeat Business)

Ok, so ye olde BV is beyond stale and crusty and musty and dusty and rusty here...it's so old and moldy it's nearly Penicillin.

I have half-hearted, half-assed stories to tell but no muster to muster, so I'll rehash something that I wish I wrote.

Last night I was pleasantly surprised by SNL's The Best of Amy Poehler. The thing that made me laugh the most was a clip from Weekend Update - rehashed as such:

POEHLER: In a recent Vanity Fair article, Madonna stated that she felt New York City had lost much of the synergy and life that it had in the 1980s. New York City's response: "Right back at you."

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Camp Leslie (Or, I Punched that Pigeon in the Face)

I found out about the magic of Leslie Krizter whilst perusing this week's New York magazine in the can. This clip ain't all magic (not so sure about her Rachel Zoe)...but Riff-Tina is pretty golden. Enjoy.