Overheard Overher (Or, Tits Up)

Overheard on the subway last week...

BIG DUDE: No way, man. She can't be a lesbian - she's got such nice titties.

Guess he never saw Bound.

Overheard at a bar last week...

BARTENDER (TO SOMEONE ORDERING A COCKTAIL): Malibu and Diet Coke? Are you serious? What does this look like...a titty bar in Jersey?