Friday, March 12, 2010

Downtown Train (Or, Will You See David Letterman Tonight?)


Shouted in my ear last night on the platform at 42nd Street:

EXTREMELY UPSET, AGITATED MAN: I KNOW WHEN THE WORLD IS ENDING! It's ending on October 10, 2010! TEN-TEN-TEN! Somebody call David Letterman! GET ME ON HIS SHOW!

I just marked my calendar...thank you.

And...overheard on the subway ride:

JUST REGULA UPSET MAN: Why he gotta name like that anyhow? Yowaddalajandro or Alliewatalandro? What the fuck is that? Can't he be like a regula name...like a 'Tony' or a 'Anthony'?

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