He Must Like You (Or, Overheard)

Overheard on the street this week:

CONSOLING MAN FRIEND: Think about it this way - he still has sex with you all the time...that means he must like you, right?

Uh...in my book...not really.

LOUD MAN IN CROSSWALK: She's pretty rough...but her vagina is TIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! I don't know what she's doing to it, but it works.

One would hope.