Overheard on the street this week:
CONSOLING MAN FRIEND: Think about it this way - he still has sex with you all the time...that means he must like you, right?
Uh...in my book...not really.
LOUD MAN IN CROSSWALK: She's pretty rough...but her vagina is TIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! I don't know what she's doing to it, but it works.
One would hope.