Part of a conversation I was on the periphery of last night:
MAN: I'm sure sometimes your breasts get in the way and totally annoy you, right?
WOMAN: My breasts never annoy me. They're my friends.
I hope there's a special bonding class she can go to called Mammaries and Me.
MAN: What are you doing for your vacation?
WOMAN: Me and my tits are going to Aruba!