You Had Me at "Chained Heat" (Or, Lady Prison)

Her public seems to be mildly-to-very confused about Lady Gaga's latest video "Telephone" - so let me break it down in my own way:

1970s faux Lesbian prison movies + hilarious product placements + Dawn Davenport hairdos + 1980s faux Lesbian prison movies (see: Chained Heat and Chained Heat 2) + Thelma and Louise + Kill Bill + Chicklet and Conchetta from Female Trouble + almost everything else from Female Trouble + Eating Raoul + the usual fashion stunts + the Food Network + "I told you she didn't have a dick" + packaged Little Debbie Honey Buns + Diet Coke cans as hot rollers + Beyoncé's best performance since Obsessed + so much camp it hurts = fuck yes.