Ok, fine. So this ain't no story.
This is however The Importance Of Easter in four pictures: flowers, chocolate, Peeps (which I love to look at, but hate to eat), and more flowers. I should have also rolled out the Easter ham for some glamour shots, but that porkass bitch was feeling shy - her brown sugar glaze was not so ready for the wind machine, the close up, the retouching. Maybe she'll roll herself out for Christmas time (Jebus loves a ham, goddammit!) for some staged Paparazzi photos of her running to the grocery store in sweatpants and a baseball cap...trying to look casual holding out her Starbucks cup - logo forward.