Since I've been phototasticicizing instead of coughing up stories, here's a very long overdue set of "I can't believe I just heard that"-icisms:
WOMAN AT BRUNCH: I had sex sober last week and it was gross.
10-YEAR-OLD BOY ON STREET: So what it's Mother's Day. She needs to get off my dick.
TEENAGE GIRL TO HER GROUP OF FRIENDS: Omigod...you are so lucky you're dating Matthew. He's such a good texter.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Gross (Or, Long Overdue Overheard)
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I've just started reading this blog:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
Maybe the teenage girl was thinking along these lines:
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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