Monday, May 24, 2010

Gross (Or, Long Overdue Overheard)

Since I've been phototasticicizing instead of coughing up stories, here's a very long overdue set of "I can't believe I just heard that"-icisms:

WOMAN AT BRUNCH: I had sex sober last week and it was gross.

10-YEAR-OLD BOY ON STREET: So what it's Mother's Day. She needs to get off my dick.

TEENAGE GIRL TO HER GROUP OF FRIENDS: Omigod...you are so lucky you're dating Matthew. He's such a good texter.

1 comment:

kookyknut said...

I've just started reading this blog:

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

Maybe the teenage girl was thinking along these lines:

You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.