Even Cowgirls Get the Booze (Or, Dirty Diana)

Ok, two weeks have sputtered by and I didn't even bother to get hot and bothered up in here about how amazing I Am Love is (see previous entry).

Here are a few things to note and file for future reference this first day of July...

File Under: Things You Never Want to Hear Your Mother Say...

"Well, I still look like a cowgirl. I just don't ride like one anymore."

File Under: What to Do When Liquor Stores Are Closed...

New York State's favorite (and, yes, only) grocery store wine, the appropriately fancily named Chateâu Diana will get you drunk when all else fails...but you will have a headache for two days and a harmless game of dirty Scrabble will turn you (and by you, I mean me) into a raving, possibly-Turrets addled cunt.