Friday, November 19, 2010

Smells Like Blank Spirit (Or, Overheard)

GAY MAN: Are you sure those two guys are gay?

WOMAN: Um...yeah. Both are wearing enough cologne to cripple the perfume counter at Saks.

GAY MAN: Gays don't wear cologne like that anymore.

WOMAN: Well, those cunts do.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Out There on the Ice (Or, A Haiku)

It's mildly insane of me...but despite November's cold weather, I haven't been able to give up iced coffee for its hot and (in my opinion) thoroughly useless yet seasonally-appropriate cousin regular coffee.

That said, a romantic haiku:

It's cold baby, cold
I won't dump you like a trick
All I want is ice

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Two Ho Tuesday (Or, Get Some)

Yes, yes, yes.

Ho, ho, ho.

Despite being down for the count with this blog (who's she, anyway?), I felt compelled to share these two hoedowns.

Below: Lykke Li's video for Get Some (hat tip: G) - featuring the best line of any song in recent memory - "I'm a prostitute...and you gon' get some"

And...way below: New York State's new Semi-First Lady Sandra Lee presents her favorite "Oceanbreeze" Tidy Bowl cocktail...inspired by a visit to her local "Aquorium". While Albany will undoubtedly remain corrupt with our new Governor, it will at least be well-lubricated while the not-quite-Mrs. Andrew Cuomo is in the passenger seat.