Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Suck (Or, Two Conversations In Search of Each Other)


I overheard these two conversations recently on separate occasions.

#1

HORNY MAN: I just wanna suck some dick. You know what I'm saying?

COMPANION: Oh yes, honey.

HORNY MAN: Like I'm about to pay someone for it. I. Need. It.

And...days later...#2

ANOTHER HORNY MAN: I can't believe it. I shell out two hundred bucks for dinner and she doesn't put out.

ANOTHER COMPANION: Really?

ANOTHER HORNY MAN: Not even a blow job. Bitch.

Although, time, space, and the Kinsey Scale kept these two horny soulmates apart, one man is willing to pay to give head...the other is shelling out cash to receive. It's a short story O. Henry forgot to write...for Blueboy.

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