Thursday, September 22, 2011

Monday, September 19, 2011

My Problems is You (Or, The Bitch Is 99)

Overheard on 7th Avenue a few weeks ago...through a wafting sea of stale vodka:

DRUNK MAN: (to his DRUNKER FRIEND) Lisssssten, we need to talkkk about your drinking problem, OK?

DRUNKER FRIEND: No, you listen. We got nothing to talkkkkkkkk about. The reason for my drinking problems is YOU.

Ah, the splendor of codependency.