Overheard on 7th Avenue a few weeks ago...through a wafting sea of stale vodka:
DRUNK MAN: (to his DRUNKER FRIEND) Lisssssten, we need to talkkk about your drinking problem, OK?
DRUNKER FRIEND: No, you listen. We got nothing to talkkkkkkkk about. The reason for my drinking problems is YOU.
Ah, the splendor of codependency.