Monday, November 14, 2011

Things You Can Tell Just By Listening to Her (Or, Rhea)

I overheard this last week. To make matters worse (or, uh, better I guess), the indiscreet woman was coming out of my neighborhood's community health center.

INDISCREET WOMAN ON CELLPHONE: Omigod. Guess what? I think I totally gave you guys rhea. Yeah. I just saw the doctor. I know. I'm sooooooooooooooooooo sorry! Call me later!

Of course, only she and "you guys" know if the rhea in question was diarrhea, gonorrhea, or Rhea Perlman.

Friday, November 11, 2011