Thursday, September 22, 2011

Is This the Way Out? (Or, Shit Year)



Can't wait to see this...

Monday, September 19, 2011

My Problems is You (Or, The Bitch Is 99)

Overheard on 7th Avenue a few weeks ago...through a wafting sea of stale vodka:

DRUNK MAN: (to his DRUNKER FRIEND) Lisssssten, we need to talkkk about your drinking problem, OK?

DRUNKER FRIEND: No, you listen. We got nothing to talkkkkkkkk about. The reason for my drinking problems is YOU.

Ah, the splendor of codependency.